You know the feeling. The thought that should take five seconds but somehow spirals into a three-hour mental marathon at 2 AM. The plan you've analyzed from every possible angle — and then analyzed your analysis. This design doesn't try to fix it. It just says: yeah, same. A clean sans-serif "overthinking..." sits above a progress bar permanently frozen at 99% — because that's the thing about overthinking, it never actually finishes. It just loops. White on dark, stripped to the bone, no decoration, no noise. Just the quiet, deadpan honesty of a brain that won't shut off. If you saw this and immediately felt seen, this shirt was made for you.